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Rated: E · Poetry · Food/Cooking · #2155735
Some books show uses of items you can find around the house. Let's take mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise is not an Ordinary Item

Mayonnaise is a sandwich treat
It is so tasty with every meat.
But did you know what else it can do?
A household item, an extra for you.
It moisturizes hair with a pretty sheen
A plus for any lucky teen
It strengthens fingernails to one’s surprise
A five minute dip is where the beauty lies
Piano keys will look like new
After put it on the keys when the time is due
Now bumper stickers are a real sticky mess
Put mayo on a sticker and let the it do the rest.
There are more uses, you can find in a book
If you want to try some, just borrow a jar from the cook.
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