Oulde Scottish Wunter Wuther Warrning

Wuther wild enough to worrk
A decent apputite for wund
That lufts the pleats that hold
A kult 'gainst chully brrreezes
Flails what's underneath
To taangled folds untul it frrreezes,
Crrraaaacks and drrrops
Whene're its owner
Coughs or sneezes.

That's when a drrraam
Of Glenfiddich pleazes