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2012 is coming up fast...
    Honest to God I do not hate Christmas.
    I like my Christmas tree and choo-choo train.
    I am not a serial killer. Jeeze!
    I am not a child molester! God damn it!
    Steven King likes to write about children, who get caught up in murder plots.
    Does that make him a child molesting serial killer?
    OH? IT"S MY IRREVERENCE FOR RELIGIOUS HYPOCRISY; THAT"S IT?!

    I am not a 9/11 kook.

    I do believe in multidimensional races that have seeded our race inorder
    to make way for their total control of this planet.

    They are behind 9/11 and the Bilderberg secret society.
    Shhhh! You can Google Bilderberg... oops now I'm dead.
    My mother used to donate money to them(BILDERBERS)
    to help starving children in Africa. It was called UNICEF.
    Yep. The bankers, who want to reduce the world population,
    are also behind UNICEF. God they're tricky.

    I WANT WORLD PEACE! EVEN IF I HAVE TO BE CAVITY SEARCHED BY
    A LARGE HAIRY MAN AT THE AIRPORT! which is kind of fun.....

    Do you remember the hijackers of 9/11 walked past airport security with
    box cutters? Nobody, stopped them... .

    If 20 tons of cocaine can be driven by mac trucks through air conditioned
    tunnels under the Mexican border, then what can terrorist get across?
    Drug money is used for terrorism. The CIA uses it.... oh, shit. I'm going
    to be water boarded... shit on a cracker!

    Let's all hope and pray... Israel does not bomb Iran or Iran does not bomb
    Israel or Iran does not invade Iraq or that Russia does not invade Syria ..
    or China does not fight with Iran against the U.S.A and Israel....
    I think I'll buy a lottery ticket. If I win, I'll move to Canada and hope no one
    drops a bomb on New Brunswick.

    I am not an atheist!
    I'm a Zen poet.

    I love Lady Ga Ga!
    She's psycho... like me.

    Hillery Clinton scares the crap out of me.
    She just does not look friendly.
    I can understand Bill's philandering...
    She'll probably send someone to kill me...
    Drop kick me Jesus! Though the goal posts of life!

    Okay... I do have issues with women.
    What guy doesn't?
    They are a hole that can never be filled.
    Are they ever satisfied?

    I digress...

    Hillery Clinton's policies are in keeping with my
    communist philosophy  .. so she's not so bad..
    if she doesn't give that scary toothy smile..
    that makes my testicles jump inside me...
    I like that Youtube video of Lady Ga Ga singing to
    Bill on his birthday....

    I resolve in 2012 to not be afraid of Hillery Clinton
    even when she smiles.
   
    Ah-men.

    Bob Country

    Peace Out!
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