Ex-marine, stand-up comic, poet, writer, reader, dancer and run away child. Survived two attempts on my life by well known murders. The first one missed her shot and the second attempt was interupted by my mistress. Like to write. Love to read. Watched over 5000 films. Married three times. Co-habitated with four other lovely ladies. Dated more, remember them all. Only one would like to end my existance today. Now I'm old and full of Sh*t, I mean memories.