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Rated: 18+ · In & Out · Comedy · #972248
Want to get your butt kicked? Mwahahahaha!
'Ropa had a workshop in New Zealand where she built battlesuits (and cloned herself, but that's another story). Question: Why build battlesuits unless you are going to... have a battle?

Red Rover! Attack and Defend In&Out damaged in a counter-attack! Are play rules still in force? Red Rover? Red Rover! Can you hear me...

"Prepare to meet your doom! This is Europa Frost and her minions, clones, buddies, soldiers, and slaves. I have conquered the Attack and Defend I&O! Next I will conquer WDC, and then the WORLD! Mwahahahahahaha!"

...and so the battle was engaged, the armies were equipped, alliances were formed...


'Ropa drew this picture...
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The wars dragged on for years, first one side then the other gaining the advantage. Then one day, on a fog-shrouded battlefield high in the mountains, the great warriors TSC and ⭐Princette♥PengthuluWrites faced each other across a dismal swamp of public indifference...

The Ringmaster was angry. "We ain't makin' no money off you two! TSC , I want you to fight a new kid by the name of... GrimReaper-WDC Angel Army !"

Sadly, GrimReaper-WDC Angel Army was quickly defeated. "You call that entertainment?" screamed the Ringmaster. "Get me two chicks! That's a battle I want to see!"
And so 'Ropa and Dark Angel donned their platinum and gold fighting bikini robot suits.


But there was no fight in them, either. Everyone grew angry at the lack of action. Fight! Fight! Fight! they yelled. Someone threw a bottle, someone threw a chair, and then the room exploded into a free-for-all brawl...

...in her long run through the vacuum of space. The demon took her into his Chamber of Horrors and proceeded to engage in what he called "lovemaking". (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

By that he actually meant, imprisoning her in a ball of glass and placing her in a machine that would suck out her godly essence until she...Died. "If you want to live." Said the Demon "You'll have to to do some things for me." "Like what?" Asked Fauna... (Twiga )

I want the golden rings from the Palace of the Good Fairy. Because I am a demon I cannot enter. But you are a goddess and can easily enter. (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

"First I need something to eat..." Fauna said "Weakly "I'm all out of energy." The Demon waved his hands and in his hands appeared some sort of canned meat. "SPAM." Sighed Fauna "Food of the Demons." But she ate the SPAM and regained her energy. Fauna.... (Twiga )

Fauna said, "I am only committing this robbery to save my own life, not because I am a bad person." The demon rolled his eyes. "Yeah, yeah, I get it. Same excuse I use." (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

Fauna was sent to the Golden Fairy's Palace she knew she couldn't escape stealing the Golden Rings because when a God or Goddess makes a promise he or she is bound by it. She saw the five golden rings resting in a tree (Twiga )

She didn't question why they were in a tree. She just snatched them. Immediately a hundred birds began to caw, squawk, twitter and cheep. (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

"Be at peace Bird Children!" Said Fauna (Remember she is still a Goddess of Animals) "I am merely taking these Rings to be polished for the Good Fairy." "Oh...OK." Said a Blackbird and all the Birds went back to sleep. Fauna took the Golden Rings to the.. (Twiga )

Demon who said, "Okay, that's one thing you have done." Fauna was angry. "Now wait a minute. How many things do I have to do?" (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

"A few things." Said The Demon he showed her picture a tiny yellow bird dressed as a Prince "I would like this Bird Dead. He lives in the Dimension I caught you in his planet his here." He gave her the directions. Fauna gulped she knew this task was gonna (Twiga )

be difficult because if there was one thing she didn't like killing it was little yellow birds, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

However as she journeyed to this strange planet she struggled with bringing herself to do the deed, then she got an idea, she knew a method that would cause the demon to think the Bird was Dead she summoned a Cockatrice to eat the Bird two days an egg was (Twiga )

laid and Fauna carefully put the egg in her pocket. She told the demon the little yellow bird was dead. (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

That is where we will leave the tale of Fauna we shall start the story of a different Heroine a Young College Student name Laurel who was soon to discover like a Transformer she was more than meets the eye one drab Winter morning in New York City Laurel.. (Twiga )

decided to sleep in late and miss her morning classes. (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

Of course her Teachers weren't happy but Laurel wasn't either she was tired of freezing in her apartment, of living off of Ramen Noodles. Actually she could have been able to spend more money for food if she wasn't always buying comic books, (Twiga )

It was her obsession. And not just super hero comic books. She even bought alternative comics and funny animal comics and TV cartoon character comics. She considered her Little Lulu collection to be priceless. (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

One day while she was reading an Ultimate Avengers Comic Book she heard someone come in. It was Janey a classmate who had a bit of a reputation. She smoked, drank heavily and dressed like a punk. "Hey." Said Janey "This is no way for you to live Girl!" (Twiga )

"But I love my comics," Laurel said. Janey pointed at the empty fridge. "Are they worth starving to death for? You're worse than a drug addict. You need help." Laurel said, "I'm not starving. I have plenty of Ramen noodles in the pantry." (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

Janey sighed took out a cigarette and lit it. After taking a few puffs she said "Laurel, I have a proposition for you...Where I'm from we know this guy called 'The King' nice guy, runs an Arcade. He's looking for a nice girl to spend his nights with..." (Twiga )

Laurel gasped. "What are you implying? That I would sleep with some sleazeball Arcade owner just for the experience? I'm not that kind of girl! When I get to the point where I want to be intimate with a man, we will be on our Honeymoon." (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

"Fine." Said Janey as she turned to leave "Have fun with your comic books and your Ramen Noodles." As the days went by Laurel continued to eat Ramen Noodles in her freezing apartment. (Twiga )

Luckily, the noodles were hot and warmed her belly. One night it got so cold she even thought about burning some comic books. Instead she stacked them to make a little hut that she could crawl inside. That was a little warmer. (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

Of course then she started hearing the arguing of her neighbors. Two men. (She wasn't sure weather the two were gay boyfriends or not) They were drunkenly arguing weather or not the Earth was flat. The existence of people who still believed the Earth was (Twiga )

flat was surprising to Laurel. She thought all people advanced in knowledge together. Now she realized that assumption was false. Some people might be stuck believing old theories. She wondered if anything she believed was out of date. (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

That night a terrible blizzard swept over New York City. Janey had a hunch and the next morning she found Laurel nearly frozen to death in her Comic Book Hut. Janey took her and warmed her with electric blankets and hot coffee. It took a few hours soon... (Twiga )

Laurel stopped shivering and said, "Thank you, Janey. You are a true friend." (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

After a few days of nursing her back to somewhat better than she was before. Laurel said "I've been thinking about what you said about 'The King' you say he's a nice guy? With a nice place?" Near death experience caused Laurel to realize that death was... (Twiga )

less pleasant than life, so maybe she should change some of her opinions and attitudes about things. (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

We'll leave Laurel alone for a while to turn our focus to something else. In the land of Humanimals Sports are very interesting topic, you would think you could never pit an Elephant against a Mouse, but Humanimals have ways of evening things out so...... (Twiga )

they make the mouse a little bigger and the elephant a little smaller. (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

GLOWW is Gorgeous Ladies of Wildlife Wrestling. And GLOWW is the All Female Humanimal Wrestling Federation. More fearsome then the Males. Humanimals love Martial Arts more then Team Sports. Because time of the month is even worse for Humanimals then for.. (Twiga )

normal human women. (Normal being highly subjective and probably shouldn't even be allowed in the English language anymore) (Grandma Penguin needs help )

As of late a new 'Bad Girl' was a Fierce Wolf-Dog-Girl, she was as large as a Wolf, but she had a curled tail, ears that flopped at the tips, and black spots all over her sky blue back she was known only as 'The Bitch From Nowhere' and she was the worst.. (Twiga )

The worst at keeping a poker face, that is. She lost more money gambling than anyone else. (Grandma Penguin needs help )

But still 'The Bitch' was still a Bone Cruching Wrestler that even the Elephants and Rhinos feared to fight in the GLOWW Arena. ven her fellow 'Bad Girls' feared her. She was known as an Insane Psychopath who loved utilizing illegal moves against her... (Twiga )

Her favorite illegal move was to pick up her opponent by the feet and swing them around the ring over her head. This pissed of the refs because they got tired of cleaning up all the vomit. (Grandma Penguin needs help )

Things were pretty peachy for The Bitch she believed she never would be beat, Until one day a Unicorn-Girl wearing a Red Mask and a Cape said "I've come to fight the Bitch with No Name!" The Bad Girls laughed "A skinny filly like you?" They giggled untill (Twiga )

She started punching them, hard. They screamed and tried to run away from her brutal assault, but soon they were all lying on the ground, moaning and crying in pain. (Grandma Penguin needs help )

The Unicorn was Mrs. Sparkle Glitters from Fairy Land and despite her dainty appearance she was one of the toughest Critters who ever set foot (Or in her case Hoof) In the ring (Twiga )

"Who's next?" she yelled as she wiped the blood from her eyes. (Grandma Penguin needs help )

The Bitch with no Name stepped into the RING Laughing deeply (Twiga )

Sparkle glared at "The Bitch". "You think you can beat me, bitch?" (Grandma Penguin needs help )

The Two of them Circled each other for a few minutes in the ring, The Bitch then charged and attempted to sock Sparkle in the face but the Unicorn was too quick and dodged easily. The Bitch's eyes went wide with horror as Sparkle responded with a punch to (Twiga )

the Bitch's kidneys. The Bitch doubled over wheezing in pain while Sparkle went in for the kill shot. (Grandma Penguin needs help )

"That's enough!" Shouted the Referee who was a Large White Pig named Mario "That's enough!" He said again "The Unicorn is the winner! Everyone cheered the Bitch had been put in her place, the Sparkle was given the Belt and a Bouquet of Flowers but Sparkle (Twiga )

was a humble unicorn and ran off, embarrassed by all the attention. Meanwhile, (Grandma Penguin needs help )

The King of the Unicorns King Lee, wondered why his Daughter Princess Sparkle hadn't come home after Spring Break (Twiga )

He tried to call her but her cell went straight to voice mail. (Grandma Penguin needs help )

NEW STORY! Once upon a time on an Earth in an Alternate Dimension, an Earth younger than our's This Earth was still in the 1970s. During the year 1976 the Animals went to war against Humanity and the Humans exterminated them handily. However the Beast God (Twiga )

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