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Rated: E · In & Out · Nonsense · #2120942
Want to know the future? Or predict it yourself?

It's very simple:

One poster asks the Cheap Imitation Crystal Ball a question, and the next poster becomes the Cheap Imitation Ball and gives the answer.

For obvious reasons, somebody can't post two times in a row.

Here's an example:

Steev the Friction Wizurd : Are people about to start flocking to "Steev's Place" ?

AJ wants U 2 meet The CanMan! : Highly unlikely -- but geese might.

: Dad
: 08-23-18 @ 9:41pm
: Is it a baseball, or a football, or a billiard ball?

: Twiga
: 08-23-18 @ 9:44pm
: It's a Dragonball

: AJ wants U 2 meet The CanMan!
: 08-31-18 @ 6:22pm
: Is a Dragonball most like a baseball, football, billiard ball, or the Cheap Imitation Crystal Ball (Explain)?

: Twiga
: 08-31-18 @ 7:56pm
: Dragonball is the ball you wish on to bring the dead back to life

: Dad
: 09-01-18 @ 10:15am
: Why can't I come up with a question to ask you?

: Twiga
: 09-01-18 @ 2:49pm
: Because you're a cranky old man

: Dad
: 09-01-18 @ 3:15pm
: Are we certain that Twiga isn't actually Steve Ellen is disguise? Doesn't her answer to my question sound just like Steev? So, Twiga, Is that a wig you are wearing? Don't we all know Steev was folically-challenged.

: AJ wants U 2 meet The CanMan!
: 09-03-18 @ 3:40pm
: That would be really wonderful if it were true.

: Twiga
: 09-03-18 @ 5:12pm
: Why does the LA Zoo serve Pepsi instead of Coke?

: Dad
: 09-03-18 @ 9:33pm
: Because the chimps can't unscrew the tops of Coke bottles.

: AJ wants U 2 meet The CanMan!
: 09-04-18 @ 4:30am
: Why can't the chimps unscrew the tops of Coke bottles when they can unscrew the tops of Pepsi bottles?

: Dad
: 09-04-18 @ 9:42pm
: Of course! These are highly trained chimps, but their training is extremely specialized.

: Twiga
: 09-05-18 @ 1:37am
: What is worse, a world without chocolate or a world without cheese?

: Dad
: 09-05-18 @ 9:50pm
: The Cheap Imitation Crystal Ball just slipped into a catatonic fit. No cheese or no chocolate? Oh, the humanity!

: AJ wants U 2 meet The CanMan!
: 09-07-18 @ 7:37pm
: How can one choose just one when chocolate and cheese are so vital to our emotional health!?!

: Twiga
: 09-10-18 @ 1:55am
: You may have to look at which comfort food you eat more of

: AJ wants U 2 meet The CanMan!
: 09-15-18 @ 4:37pm
: What if my response is that it depends on what's available at the time?

: Twiga
: 09-17-18 @ 2:30am
: All Crystal Ball can say to that is...

: AJ wants U 2 meet The CanMan!
: 09-19-18 @ 8:31pm
: Cheap Imitation Crystal Ball -- What will be the first sentence of at least seven words you'll say when you find your voice again (currently lost because I left you speechless)?

: Dad
: 09-19-18 @ 9:52pm
: "The 2-18 World Series will be won by the Cubs!"

: Twiga
: 09-20-18 @ 2:08am
: If a Woman were to serenade a Man, what song should she sing to make him feel the most loved?

: AJ wants U 2 meet The CanMan!
: 09-20-18 @ 5:46am
: Three possibilities would be: The Twelfth Of Never; Baby I'm Yours; and/or I Know I'll Never Find Another You.

: Twiga
: 09-20-18 @ 10:44pm
: I'm craving something sweet, what should I get?

: AJ wants U 2 meet The CanMan!
: 09-21-18 @ 3:59am
: A puppy.

: Twiga
: 09-21-18 @ 4:32am
: Wouldn't eating a Puppy be more savory than sweet?

: AJ wants U 2 meet The CanMan!
: 09-21-18 @ 3:39pm
: Now that you mention it, savory is running at least neck-to-neck with sweet. Puppies are Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo sweet, but they're also savory because time with them is time to be savored. Puppies are 3-S: Sweet, Savory, & Soft.

: Twiga
: 09-21-18 @ 5:03pm
: Maybe I should have phrased the last question as What should I get for dessert?

: Elle - on hiatus
: 09-22-18 @ 4:24am
: Banana split

: AJ wants U 2 meet The CanMan!
: 09-22-18 @ 8:51am
: Which three flavors of ice cream would you choose to create your banana split and why?

: Twiga
: 09-22-18 @ 4:28pm
: Vanilla, French Vanilla and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

: Dad
: 09-22-18 @ 9:06pm
: Why 2 variatuons of vanills? What happened to strawberry?

: Twiga
: 09-22-18 @ 9:30pm
: Twiga hates strawberry ice cream

: Dad
: 09-23-18 @ 5:15pm
: What is wrong with Twiga?

: Twiga
: 09-23-18 @ 9:31pm
: Twiga no longer wants ice cream, she wants some kind of pastry instead

: AJ wants U 2 meet The CanMan!
: 09-25-18 @ 11:11pm
: What kind of pastry does Twiga crave?

: Twiga
: 09-26-18 @ 2:49am
: Either New York Cheesecake, Pumpkin Mousse Pie or Apple Fritters

: AJ wants U 2 meet The CanMan!
: 10-15-18 @ 7:20pm
: What date in October 2018 will I get "THE BIG PROJECT" grand-opened, and can you guess what its name will be?

: Dad
: 10-15-18 @ 10:10pm
: If you are like most people here, you will get THE BIG PROJECT due in October 2018 done sometime in April, 2034. The name will be This Damned Thing is Finally Done!

: Twiga
: 10-17-18 @ 12:37am
: When is the best season to go to the Zoo?

: Dad
: 10-17-18 @ 10:08pm
: Basketball & hockey season, between The Super Bowl & the start of Spring Training.

: Twiga
: 10-17-18 @ 11:56pm
: Is it possible to worry yourself to death?

: Dad
: 10-18-18 @ 9:13pm
: Oh, God! Just what I need! Something else to worry about!

: Twiga
: 10-18-18 @ 9:46pm
: What is a better filling for chocolates peanut butter or caramel?

: Dad
: 10-19-18 @ 11:03am
: Oh, Gid! Just what I need! Something else to worry about!

: Twiga
: 10-19-18 @ 10:16pm
: Does Dad like Abbot and Costello?

: Dad
: 10-20-18 @ 9:51am
: Now how am I to worry about that?

: Twiga
: 10-21-18 @ 7:27pm
: What Animal is AJ most like?

: THANKFUL SONALI 17 WDC YEARS!
: 12-30-18 @ 10:59pm
: Birds and fish.

: Dad
: 12-31-18 @ 5:29pm
: Will I be able to survive until Spring Training starts?

: Twiga
: 01-10-19 @ 6:04pm
: Only if you eat your vegetables

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